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jesuschristvevo:

*drops my pencil* *bends over to pick it up* *britney spears toxic starts playing*


cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes


lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you


breakfastburritoe:

50 shades is an inaccurate title I could throw much more than 50 shades about that book


vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.


the problem with tumblr
  • me: I have a GREAT ass

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart


studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes


chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone


Reminder: Women do not need to be polite to someone who is making them uncomfortable.